Thursday, October 25, 2007
Did You Hear About The New Y?
Friday, October 12, 2007
Did You Hear About Moving Year Old Posts To The Front
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Did You Hear About The First Time We Used Valet Parking?
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Did You Hear About The Time The Boys Bought Baseball Cards?
Wayne and Barry loved the New York Yankees, because they were so good. But Archie was a Cardinals and Dodgers fan. He would always trade Wayne and Barry for Dodgers cards, like those of Duke Snider and Roy Campenella and Sandy Koufax; giving them his Yankees with the likes of Mickey Mantle.
Or even better, he would take a clothes pin and pin the cards of Yankees so they stuck into the spokes of his bicycle. Then when he rode the bike, it sounded like he was shooting a machine gun!
That was the best thing to do with a Yankee!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Did You Hear About Lyndsey's Blog?
You might like getting to know Lyndsey as well. Stop by Lyndsey’s blog and tell her I sent you!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Did You Hear About Our Construction Project?
Archie Brown's congregation has been in the midst a renovation for the past nine months or so, but they got to reoccupy the auditorium yesterday for the first time. They have been having two services each week in the fellowship hall for the duration of the construction. Being together yesterday was so nice, and the place looks great! Archie loves it!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Did You Hear About The Trips To Take The Boys To School?
It was always an adventure, and made going to school a fun time of day.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Did You Hear About The Time The Quarterback Broke Up With The Cheerleader?
in North Texas. He was sitting in second period biology class when his new friend from one of the neighboring towns, John Sawyer, broke the news.
Dale Douglas, the quarterback on the football team, had just broken up with Barbara Boston, the cheerleader. Archie thought Barbara was one of the prettiest girls he had ever seen. He had fallen for her the moment he saw her, on the first day of school in fifth period English class. Mrs. Hall had done him the greatest favor he could imagine when she arranged the seating of the class alphabetically. Barbara Boston sat right in front of him every day! She always greeted Archie with a warm smile, and laughed at his attempts at humor.
When John announced the news of the break-up, Archie asked several questions about Barbara. John had gone to junior high with her, so he had some answers for Arch. As they left biology, Archie told John, “I am going to ask Barbara to go to PlayLand Park with me this weekend.” PlayLand Park was an amusement park in the MetroPlex area, about 50 miles to the south, and a big attraction to those in the rural areas of the region.
John said, “No way, she would never go out with you. No body from here knows you very well and she is way too popular to be seen with a nobody.” Archie’s fear was that John was right, but he put on his best face of confidence and replied, “We’ll see!”
After fourth period History class was over, Archie went straight to the English classroom.
He was at his desk, working up his nerve to ask Barbara out. He swallowed hard when she entered the room. So he was mortified when his buddy, John, blurted out for all to hear, “Hey, Archie, did you ask Barbara yet?” Everybody laughed, and Archie turned bright red.
Barbara set her books down on her desk and turned to Archie. She said, “What are you going to ask me, Archie?” He could hardly get the words out, because his throat was so tight. His reply was, “Well, I was going to ask you to go to PlayLand Park with me this Saturday.” Barbara never took her eyes off Archie, and said, “Well, then ask me.”
When he did, she said, “yes.” Archie could hardly believe it. Neither could John, for that matter. There was probably a lesson in English class that day, but Archie never knew it.
And the date on Saturday was flawless, sitting together with Barbara on the roller coaster and the Ferris wheel, & sharing a pizza for dinner. Barbara was attentive and fun. She even gave Archie a quick kiss when he dropped her off that night.
No long relationship developed for Archie and Barbara. The next week she and Dale got back together. But Archie had a memory for life!
Did You Hear About The Time I Decided Not To Smoke Cigarettes?
As was their habit, they did not walk along the street, but cut through on the path between two businesses. It saved them about three blocks on their journey.
The difference this day was that as they passed the fenced in gas meter of one of the businesses, they found that someone had left a pack of Winston cigarettes on the conrete half wall of that fence. There were 9 cigarettes and a book of matches. So the boys decided thay would experiment. Each of them was going to smoke three of the cigarettes, but Archie decided about two puffs into his first one that it did not taste good so he did noteven finish that one.
And he never took another puff for the rest of his life. He did not care how cool others thought it made them look, he thought it was dumb to do put something in his mouth that tasted so bad!
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Did You Hear About Hurricane Dean in Dominica?
But the spirits of the people are up, most of the fields have already been replanted and hope is the order of the day!
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Did You Hear About Popcorn?
Did You Hear About Our Trip to Dominica?
Monday, September 03, 2007
Did You Hear About Peregrine.com?
Friday, August 31, 2007
Did You Hear About The Time I Had Pneumonia--Again?
Then in his last period class, he was feeling so feeble that he laid his head on the desk. His teacher chastised him, but when she saw how pale he was she came by to feel his forehead. He had a fever. She knew his family and that he only lived a few block from the school. It was only about ten minutes before dismissal, so she sent him home.
Archie started home, walking across the school grounds. But he was so weak he sat down under a tree. When his sister, Cathy, came by on her way home a little while later, Archie asked to go get his mother and tell he was sick. Cathy ran home and soon his mom came up in the family car to get Archie. She rushed him to the doctor’s office. Archie had pneumonia and spent his whole holiday in the hospital. Archie was glad for the treatment, but he hated that he missed another holiday because of sickness.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Did You Hear About The Game Mumbly Peg?
Archie and his neighbor buddies, Wayne and Barry, were always looking for ways to have a good time. One of the things they got into was Mumbly Peg. They had each gotten pocket knives for Christmas. The game of Mumbly Peg was a series of stunts you did with their knives. When you succeeded in one trick, you progressed to the next. If you missed on the first attempt you could try again, but if you failed the second time, you had to begin at the beginning again. The first one to accomplish the full set of tricks was allowed to drive a peg or twig into the ground as far as he could with three raps with his knife handle. The loser of the game then had to pull the peg out of the ground, with his teeth!
Did You Hear About The Brothers Who Liked Different Things?
Max was always tinkering on a car, until he enrolled in tae kwon do. Max rapidly progressed through the the levels till he was a black belt. Eventually Max opened his own school and was a local legend for his skills.
Two different boys, both successful in their own way!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Did You Hear About The Time I Got A Snack Surprise?
One of the most memorable days was when Arch came in and found his mom was in the bedroom changing the diaper of Archie’s little brother, Max. But that was okay, because there was a bowl of chocolate pudding on the dining room table. Archie was shocked when the first spoonful turned out to be baby food Spinach.
Archie spent the next few minutes scrubbing the wall where he spewed the spinach surprise.
Did You Hear About The Neighborly Game of Marbles?
Another game the neighbor boys, Wayne, Barry, and Archie loved to play when they were little was marbles. They often would draw a ring about two feet in diameter and each get five or six of their own marbles and drop them into the ring from shoulder height above the center point. Wherever the marbles landed is where they were played. The idea was to use your shooter to knock as many marbles out of the ring as possible. Each time you they knocked on out, they got another shot. The winner was the one who knocked the most out of the ring. The neighborhood rule was that at the end of the game, each boy got his marbles back. They were not allowed to play for KEEPS.
That ruled probably saved a lot of fights!
Did You Hear About My Poetry Challenge--31?
Poetry Challenge Entry
Submitted by familyfunandfaith on Mon, 2006-09-18 14:39
His entry into the real world was pointed,
It was that for which he was The Anointed.
His delivery through a virgin was quite slick,
but for the Creator, it took only a flick.
His offer of redemption ought make us opine
as to if in His rest we will safely recline.
I'd advise that you allow the Christ's advent
to remove your sins and make your heart content!