Did You Hear About The Time I Went Away to College?

When Archie Brown had gone away to school in Abilene, he wanted to be away from constant scrutiny of his folks. He wasn’t sure why, he just knew that is what he wanted.
He had never played poker before college. But he tried it and liked it a lot. It was how he financed his dating life. He had never had pizza before going to college, because the only place that sold it in his little home town was the beer joint, and he was not allowed to go there. When he tried pizza for the first time, he was hooked; it was a Pizza Inn sausage pizza! He went to his first strip club, skipped his first class and a few other experiments. Fortunately for him the only thing he tried that he continued doing throughout his life was eating pizza!